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Today's Spam... [Feb. 5th, 2007|09:50 pm]

What follows is the most amusing spam I've recieved in a _long_ time.
Hi there,

Did you know that rituals, magick and spells
can 'boomerang back' and destroy your life
if you do them wrong?

99% of all Spells, Rituals and Magick
don't work because they are missing
the one real source of power.

You have only been told half the truth
because most magicians, wizards and witches
are trying to keep all the

- easy riches
- unlimited love (and sex)
- mind control
- health and healing
- mystical energy
- success
- prosperity
- confidence
- protection

and so much more... all for themselves!

It's Just NOT RIGHT That The Most Powerful
Magical Spells, Potions, & Rituals
Are Kept A Secret For Only A Few!

This Has To Be Stopped!

Click the link below to find out the truth
and how to take advantage of the same hidden
knowledge that can give you almost anything
you ever wanted in life.

View the Original Post Here


[User Picture]From: paladin_of_gaia
2007-02-06 01:49 pm (UTC)
That one's new...
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[User Picture]From: dkaine
2007-02-06 02:56 pm (UTC)
Ya know, I really wish I got good spam these days... or ever for that matter. The only spam I ever got were ads for ED medication, or Xanax, never anything entertaining or exciting. No free porn promotions, or even that scammer from Africa asking for my personal bank account so he could deposit some billions of dollars to get it out of his country which is currently overrun by civil war.

Truly a shame I don't get any spam worth talking about. What do I have to do to get more/better spam?
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[User Picture]From: laurion
2007-02-06 03:23 pm (UTC)
Your pleas have been heard! I just signed up your e-mail address onto about two dozen new spam lists!
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[User Picture]From: dkaine
2007-02-06 03:36 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: tamargrl
2007-02-06 06:52 pm (UTC)
Wow. I'm open-mouthed with wonder.

In spam-related news, the most common kind I get on my gmail account (which gets little spam anyway) is always Brazilian. Sometimes it's for the general annoying stuff, sometimes for books or other innocuous stuff, but always in Brazilian Portuguese. Go fig.
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[User Picture]From: j_stone_
2007-02-06 09:59 pm (UTC)
If I ever attempt to run Over the Edge again, this is SO showing up it it.
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